Royal Cubit Enters 2012 Presidential Race

Online, July 29, 2011 (Newswire.com) - Royal Cubit is slated to be the only presidential candidate from Arizona after announcing his run as a 'write-in' candidate during the Green Revolution Radio program today on Tucson's Jolt Radio, AM 1330. (KJLL)

Cubit is running as the Mary Jane Party candidate on a 'Green' platform and if elected, intends to end the prohibition of Weed by casual users worldwide.

The Mary Jane Party is faux political party, founded in 2011 as an alternative to the other, more popular, political parties.

The Mary Jane Party proudly stands for smaller government, lower taxes, ending the 'war on drugs' and more freedom.

Cubit has been sold on eBay and Craigslist multiple times. Those experiences have caused him to become a puppet's rights advocate. He desires to pass legislation that will prohibit the trafficking of puppets, dolls and dummies; giving them equal rights under the Constitution.

The following is a set of principles on which Royal intends to conduct his campaign and subsequent administration.

First of all, If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for, but don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.

Chicken little only has to be right once and a porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent. Washington DC thrives on road kill... So never cross party lines against traffic.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant and an honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. Remember... The truth is always a variable.

You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but should fight its implementation every step of the way.

"NO" is only an interim response. A promise is not a guarantee. And, if you can't counter the argument... Leave the meeting.

No matter how hard you may try, you can't kill a bad idea. However, you CAN send a Navy Seal team to kill it for you.

And finally, if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.